I Will Never ABC's

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The I will Never ABC's

List things you would NEVER do in alphabetical order! Boy, i am soooooo late.

I will Never:

Accept a date from anyone.

Bite off someone's head. (...maybe.)

Carry a poisonous animal.

Dip my chips into guacamole. 

Eat my fries with ketchup.

Fake my death.

Go present things in front of other people.

Harm small, cute animals.

Interrupt a conversation on purpose.

Jab someone with a spoon.

Lick icicles in the cold.

Merge myself with potatoes.

Nag someone to do my homework for me.

Ogle at people.

Participate in tumblr's SJ. (absolutely horrible place for it. Just please stick to art, fandom, and funny posts to avoid site-wide drama and to stay happy in a shithole  )

Quit drawing.

Run a marathon.

Steal plantains.

Trigger a trigglypuff.

Undress in the middle of the street.

Vote for Donald Trump.

Wail at whales.

X-Ray myself over 100 times.

Yell at sweet, innocent people.

Zoom away in a motorcycle to Russia.